
                                                            
                                                            Malu                                                            Paan.                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                     It's the unsung hero                                                            of Sri Lankan                                                            cuisine. And                                                            like all great                                                            foods -                                                            actually, just                                                            fried rice -                                                            malu paan was                                                            likely born of                                                            the ashes of                                                            last night's                                                            dinner. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     The dreggy leftovers                                                            of a fish                                                            curry, bits of                                                            vegetable and                                                            the last Ala                                                            standing of                                                            the thel dala                                                            all smushed                                                            into a pastey                                                            mix and                                                            stuffed inside                                                            a ball of                                                            dough, the                                                            corners                                                            smoothed into                                                            sharp points                                                            by achchi's wrinkled                                                            fingers.
                                                            
                                                            This is malu                                                            paan. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     A soft-bunned,                                                            triangular                                                            short eat                                                            staple. It can                                                            be seen in                                                            plastic lunch                                                            boxes, it can                                                            be caught                                                            dangling from                                                            hands                                                            clutching siri                                                            siri bags or                                                            it can be                                                            gobbled up by                                                            side of the                                                            roving petti                                                            kade; a malu                                                            paan can be                                                            breakfast, a                                                            few malu paans                                                            can be lunch                                                            and a whole                                                            bunch of malu                                                            paan can be a                                                            party. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Whether from the                                                            ovens of                                                            P&S or the                                                            rickety wheels                                                            of a Dimo                                                            batta this is                                                            an iconic                                                            piece of Sri                                                            Lankan                                                            cuisine, and                                                            it's sat                                                            smugly at the                                                            head of our                                                            short eat                                                            tables for                                                            centuries                                                            (well, not                                                            centuries, but                                                            a long time).
                                                            
                                                            No matter                                                            where you are                                                            in the city,                                                            you're never                                                            more than a                                                            few metres                                                            away from the                                                            island's                                                            nearest                                                            triangular                                                            bread. But all                                                            malu paans                                                            aren't the                                                            same, and as                                                            we found out,                                                            the variations                                                            can be quite                                                            diverse.
                                                            
                                                            So, what are                                                            the components                                                            of a great                                                            malu paan?
                                                                                                                         1.                                                                 Softness                                                            of the bread                                                            
                                                            2.                                                                 Levels                                                            of fishiness -                                                            it may be a                                                            fish bun, but                                                            the best ones                                                            tend to be the                                                            least fishy                                                            tasting.                                                            
                                                            3.                                                                 And                                                            most                                                            importantly... The                                                            malu to paan                                                            ratio - does                                                            the malu mix                                                            spread evenly                                                            through out                                                            the bread or                                                            is it                                                            concentrated                                                            in a                                                            disappointing                                                            nugget at the                                                            heart of all                                                            that bready                                                            goodness?
                                                                                                                        Taking these three                                                            features into                                                            account, we                                                            delved into                                                            Colombo's                                                            bakeries and                                                            Dimo battas,                                                            eating our way                                                            through the                                                            king of the                                                            short eats and                                                            searching for                                                            the alpha bun.
                                                            
                                                            Here's what we                                                            found.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         |                                                              BRAND                                                              |                                                                                                                          MALU (cm)                                                              |                                                                                                                          PAAN (cm)                                                              |                                                                                                                          PERCENT                                                              |                                                             
                                                                                                                        |                                                                                                                          |                                                                                                                          7.5                                                              |                                                                                                                          10.5                                                              |                                                                                                                          71%                                                              |                                                             
                                                                                                                        |                                                              Tasty                                                              |                                                                                                                          6                                                              |                                                                                                                          8.5                                                              |                                                                                                                          71%                                                              |                                                             
                                                                                                                        |                                                              Paan Paan                                                              |                                                                                                                          4.5                                                              |                                                                                                                          6.5                                                              |                                                                                                                          69%                                                              |                                                             
                                                                                                                        |                                                              Sponge                                                              |                                                                                                                          6                                                              |                                                                                                                          10                                                              |                                                                                                                          60%                                                              |                                                             
                                                                                                                        |                                                              Fab                                                              |                                                                                                                          6                                                              |                                                                                                                          10                                                              |                                                                                                                          60%                                                              |                                                             
                                                                                                                        |                                                              Sen Saal                                                              |                                                                                                                          6                                                              |                                                                                                                          10.5                                                              |                                                                                                                          57%                                                              |                                                             
                                                                                                                        |                                                              Perera And Sons                                                              |                                                                                                                          6                                                              |                                                                                                                          10.5                                                              |                                                                                                                          57%                                                              |                                                             
                                                                                                                        |                                                              Bread Talk                                                              |                                                                                                                          5                                                              |                                                                                                                          10                                                              |                                                                                                                          50%                                                              |                                                             
                                                                                                                        |                                                              Dimo batta                                                              |                                                                                                                          4                                                              |                                                                                                                          11.5                                                              |                                                                                                                          35%                                                              |                                                             
                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                    Now note that we                                                            didn't                                                            actually use a                                                            ratio. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     The average in that                                                            sense would be                                                            something like                                                            3:2, but                                                            that's a bit                                                            confusing.                                                            Instead, we                                                            measured                                                            horizontally                                                            and said what                                                            percentage of                                                            the total was                                                            malu. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     So the rough average                                                            was something                                                            like 60%                                                            malu, 40%                                                            bread. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Of course, it's a                                                            three                                                            dimensional                                                            thing. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     We measured                                                            vertically but                                                            that didn't                                                            make much                                                            difference.
                                                                                                                         Paan                                                            Paan
                                                                                                                        
                                                            Paan                                                            Paan doesn't                                                            really                                                            qualify, as                                                            they don't                                                            quite produce                                                            a malu paan,                                                            but their                                                            slim, oval                                                            shaped tuna                                                            bread is                                                            delicious. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Long and plump, the                                                            bread is                                                            topped with a                                                            smattering of                                                            sesame seeds                                                            and the golden                                                            brown top                                                            fades into a                                                            gentle white                                                            at the base. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     The outer shell is                                                            crusty, the                                                            centre sinks                                                            with softness                                                            and the chunks                                                            of tuna are                                                            devilled and                                                            laced with                                                            spice and                                                            pepper. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     This almost tastes                                                            like                                                            chicken...
                                                            
                                                            Malu To                                                            Paan Rating:                                                            A solid                                                            69%. A good                                                            layer of bread                                                            accompanied by                                                            the tuna - no                                                            mouthful was                                                            left                                                            unbalanced. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Verdict: Delicious.                                                            But it's not a                                                            malu paan.
                                                                                                                         BreadTalk
                                                                                                                        
                                                            Again,                                                            not quite a                                                            malu paan. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     BreadTalk's is more a                                                            tuna bun,                                                            missing that                                                            core                                                            ingredient of                                                            potato that                                                            gives every                                                            bun it's                                                            starchy                                                            filling. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     We've had a lot to                                                            say about                                                            BreadTalk in                                                            the past, but                                                            we'll give                                                            them this -                                                            they do make a                                                            good tuna                                                            bite. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     While the outside                                                            looks rather                                                            greasy and                                                            unappetising                                                            with a                                                            straggly                                                            sliver of red                                                            onion were                                                            pressed on as                                                            garnish, the                                                            bun was soft                                                            and light as                                                            air. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Biting into it,                                                            however, the                                                            bread                                                            immediately                                                            deflated and                                                            collapsed onto                                                            itself,                                                            exposing the                                                            meagre centre                                                            of meat and a                                                            hollow concave                                                            of air.                                                            Abysmal ratio                                                            aside,                                                            however, the                                                            filling is                                                            excellent -                                                            light strands                                                            of peppery                                                            tuna                                                            accompanied by                                                            fluffy bread.                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                     The three balanced                                                            bites we got                                                            from it were                                                            good ones.
                                                            
                                                            Malu to                                                            Paan                                                            Rating: Abysmal                                                            - 50%. There                                                            was hardly any                                                            filling, which                                                            is a shame,                                                            because it was                                                            excellent.
                                                            
                                                            Verdict: A                                                            tasty bread,                                                            but different                                                            from the local                                                            malu paans in                                                            that it lacks                                                            potato and                                                            veg. Still                                                            good though.                                                            If only there                                                            were more malu...
                                                                                                                                                                                     Ward                                                            Place Petti                                                            Kade
                                                                                                                        
                                                            The                                                            thing about                                                            getting your                                                            malu paan from                                                            the petti kade                                                            is that it can                                                            be                                                            inconsistent.                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                     On some days you have                                                            the best malu                                                            paan of your                                                            life, but just                                                            as things are                                                            getting good                                                            it can all go                                                            wheels up. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     That's what happened                                                            here. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     We thought the lowly                                                            Ward Place                                                            Petti Kade was                                                            a strong                                                            contender for                                                            the crown, but                                                            when we                                                            brought our                                                            golden prize                                                            home and                                                            sliced it, we                                                            were                                                            horrified. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     The poorest malu to                                                            paan ratio                                                            we'd seen so                                                            far; the                                                            filling, while                                                            spicy and good                                                            just wasn't                                                            there.
                                                            
                                                            Malu to                                                            Paan Rating:                                                            Horrifying -                                                            35%. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Verdict: Taste wise,                                                            this could be                                                            one of the                                                            best malu                                                            paans.                                                            Filling?                                                            Barely there.
                                                                                                                         Sen                                                            Saal
                                                                                                                        
                                                            A                                                            fairly soft                                                            bun with a                                                            yellowey green                                                            filling and a                                                            decent ratio                                                            to bread - the                                                            most isosceles                                                            shaped of the                                                            bunch. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     The taste, however,                                                            quite                                                            horrible. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     It was fishy, but the                                                            bad kind. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Like it had been                                                            churned in bad                                                            oil and                                                            chucked in                                                            with all the                                                            yucky parts -                                                            skin and                                                            scales. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Not good.
                                                            
                                                            Malu to                                                            Paan Rating: a                                                            respectable                                                            57%. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Verdict: Way too                                                            fishy for the                                                            malu to paan                                                            ratio to                                                            matter.
                                                                                                                         Tasty
                                                                                                                        
                                                            A                                                            respectably                                                            filled bun. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Greeney yellow again,                                                            and very                                                            peppery and                                                            potatoey -                                                            sort of like a                                                            stew. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     This had an                                                            interesting                                                            flavor and                                                            good value.
                                                            
                                                            Malu to                                                            Paan Rating:                                                            an excellent                                                            71%. Tied for                                                            top marks. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Verdict: A strong                                                            contendor in                                                            terms of both                                                            ratio and                                                            taste.
                                                                                                                         Perera                                                            & Sons
                                                                                                                        
                                                            P&S                                                            was average. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     The paan had a smoky                                                            burnt taste                                                            and was a tad                                                            too fishy - we                                                            also got some                                                            gnarly bits of                                                            fish (maldive                                                            fish?) as                                                            well. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Average ratio.
                                                            
                                                            Malu to                                                            Paan Rating: a                                                            low 57%. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Verdict: It's aight.                                                            But not great.
                                                                                                                         Sponge
                                                                                                                        
                                                            The                                                            Sponge malu                                                            paan was quite                                                            different. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     The filling was a                                                            light orange                                                            and the fish                                                            was flakey. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     It was cheesy, there                                                            was lots of                                                            carrot and                                                            veg. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     This is kind of a                                                            more Western                                                            version with                                                            not too much                                                            potato, more                                                            like the                                                            BreadTalk                                                            version but                                                            with more                                                            spice.
                                                            
                                                            Malu to                                                            Paan Rating:                                                            Fine at 60%. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Verdict: A different                                                            kind of malu                                                            paan - light                                                            on the                                                            potatoey, but                                                            cheesy and                                                            different.
                                                                                                                         Lanka                                                            Hospitals
                                                                                                                        
                                                            This                                                            felt amazing.                                                            It was soft to                                                            touch and                                                            heavy to hold                                                            - like a                                                            fluffy stone.                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                     If you dropped it on                                                            the table it                                                            landed with a                                                            soft sigh -                                                            compare to the                                                            others, which                                                            fell with a                                                            dull thud. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     The top was lightly                                                            burnt and the                                                            bread was in                                                            Baby Cheramy                                                            leagues of                                                            softness. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Great ratio as well -                                                            lots of leek,                                                            potato,                                                            chilli, cumin                                                            and carrot                                                            strewn in with                                                            the fish. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     It was fishy but not                                                            in a bad way.                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                     Taste wise, while                                                            this close to                                                            the best, it                                                            isn't quite as                                                            amazing as                                                            what I                                                            remember the                                                            Apollo paan to                                                            have been -                                                            which actually                                                            tasted like                                                            chicken.
                                                            
                                                            Malu to                                                            Paan Rating:                                                            Tied for the                                                            tops with 71%.                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                     Verdict: One of your                                                            best bets for                                                            an authentic                                                            malu paan
                                                                                                                         Fab
                                                            
                                                                                                                        The Fab bun contained                                                            an orangey                                                            potato paste,                                                            and tasted                                                            good. It was                                                            peppery and                                                            the good kind                                                            of fishy.                                                            Ratio fine.
                                                            
                                                            Malu to                                                            Paan Rating:                                                            OK at 60%. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Verdict: Solid                                                            contendor,                                                            could do with                                                            a tad more                                                            malu.
                                                                                                                         Caravan                                                            Fresh
                                                                                                                        
                                                            This                                                            was one of the                                                            driest malu                                                            paans. While                                                            the taste                                                            wasn't bad -                                                            quite zesty -                                                            the bread was                                                            a bit too                                                            hard.
                                                            
                                                            Malu to                                                            Paan Rating:                                                            OK at 60%. 
                                                                                                                                                                                     Verdict:                                                            Not bad.
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            